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SCRIPT

Here is the script for the filming on MAY 21 2016

Please read it over and get familiar with your parts before showing up to the studio.

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20,000 Klowns below the Sea

Elevator Shaft

Interviews :> The Show starts off with a rush of ocean water coming in washing Ronald Mc Domer onto the couch. Chuck walks into the room sees Ronald thinking he is Chuckles again and flips out and beats up Ronald again .Realizing its not Chuckles again .Officer Mosely comes on scene and lectures chuck once more and goes to walk Ronald out .Chuck Notices the Movies haunted effects finally struck Officer Mosely because he has Transformed into Captain Nemo.Furious about this Officer Mosely Chucks Ronald down the Elevator shaft. Officer Mosely leaves Set.

(Camera Ron, Lacey on Special Camera, Actors, Chuck, Ronald, and Officer Mosely.)

Interview one

Chuck Begins off introducing Baby Catholou which is with Slappy, Slappy voices what baby Catholou would say in a dark voice. Chuck in the end threatens to turn baby Catholou into Calamari .Angered by this Baby Catholou summons a sea creature to attack Chuck a Giant Lobster Comes onto stage and pinches the hell out of Chuck, wave comes in washing everyone out to sea.

(Special Camera Lacey, Camera Ron, Lobster is Lauren Joe as Slappy, Chuck)

Interview two

starts off with Chuck interviewing the worm as a clam worm, Fancy starts making all sort jokes behind scene Chuck becomes very mad and drags Fancy pants off the camera and puts the clam worm as camera man.The banter continues this time it’s the worm who once in a while makes jokes about Chuck and Fancy’s helping with the Zingers. Chuck Grabs the worm and brings him on set choking him. Water Rushes in this time a Chuck Shark appears and malls Chuck turn to fancy about to attack when he says I can eat you Fancy I don’t like Fruit Lopes. Wave comes back in washing everyone back out to sea.

(Camera Starts Ron Then Goes to Jeff, special Camera Lacey Danny voices the worm, Fancy is Ron, Shark Chuckles and Chuck)

Interview Three

Chuck brings out the demented Mermaid and she brings out the demented Jelly fish and Sea horse, the wave washes them on scene, Chuck is tired of all the water he spits some out .But is very excited to interview the Creature thinking finally a talented beast but this turns into nothing but a corny zing fest ending in a jelly fish sting fest to chuck and yes again the wave washing everyone off set.

(Camera Ron Special Camera Jeff, Lacey mermaid Sea Horse is Matt Jellyfish is Mike B., And Chuck)

Last Interview

Chuck Brings out Catholou lightning and thunder sound off lights flash the smoke goes nuts and yes wave machine is cued the effects keep up till Catholou appears to the Side of Chuck and baby Catholou with Slappy Chuck is a bit nervous after all this is a God who appeared next to him and he did make fun of her love octo. The interview starts off with Chuck asking Catholou about plans for running for president ,she says in the future yes he makes some wise guy smirks back and forth till he angers her and then the cracken drags chuck off scene.

(Camera Ron, Special Camera Lacey, Fogg machine Mike G, Merin as Catholou Slappy with baby Catholou.)

Skits and Sketches

Ocean Floor.

(Fogg will be in effect during ocean floor scenes Mike G fog operator)

Act one Scene one

Cyborg comes on to the ocean floor scene, sees the yellow submarine then Deadly Dan in his messed up face mask, then the Lobster, They Start Singing the first cores to yellow Submarine Officer Mosely runs out spotting how he is the captain of this fine vessel and there will not be any yellow Submarine songs do to law suits he shoes them all off stage .looking around he is very be withered on stage walks Chuck looking wet and angry he goes up to the captain and says You while pointing his finger at him The Captain points back saying you .Chuck starts blaming him for this and says somehow it’s his fault for not being able to run the ship at a tightly ship shape. The captain just smiles and says launch the torpedoes he walks off set chuck laughs at the Submarine and it launches a small but very slow missile. Chuck slowly walks off stage.

(Camera Ron, Actors Chuck, Jeff, Lauren as lobster, Cyborg, Deadly Dan, Torpedo operator David.)

Act one Scene two

starts off with Lenny fishing on stage Slappy comes out and begins making fun of him says there is no water and Lennie’s being dumb all of a sudden water rushes in and On stage is the Mermaid from hell who attacks Lenny he runs off stage then joe picks up the pole .Then Chuck comes on stage making fun of Slappy aka same reasons Slappy made fun of Lennie. Water rushes in and a Seahorse is caught Slappy says o goody horse meat just like in France and he walks off stage. Chuck Picks up the line and begins fishing Captain Mosley comes on scene makes fun of chuck for the same reasons no water and o no water dummy he says.Watter washes on stage carrying a shark Chuck and Shark Chuckles begin attacking both, the captain runs off stage and chuck falls on the Stage slow torpedo comes on set and Chuck notices it flipping it the bird and escapes the torpedo once more.

(Camera Ron, Special camera lacey and chuck, Actors Chuckles, Matt, Slappy, Lennie, Jeff, torpedo operator David)

Act one scene three

Cyborg comes onto the stage and tries to woo the affections of the Submarine; Captain Mosely comes on stage grossed out by what he sees happening to his ship he launches a torpedo at cyborg cyborg runs off stage as the torpedo.

(Camera Ron, Actor Cyborg, Jeff. Torpedo operator David)

Act one scene four

Ocean floor scene .Jeff comes on the ocean floor scene with chuck both wearing water scuba helmets and tanks a shark comes on scene Chuck punches it, it swims off then a jelly fish comes on and sting him Captain Mosley laughs at him then as a lobster comes on and bites Mosely’s arm Chuck laughs at him as a mermaid then comes on scene and punches chuck in the gut Captain Mosley laughs at chuck then a sea horse comes on stage and kicks Captain Mosley Chuck laughs then a shark comes on stage this time it’s Chuck Shark who attacks both of them . Chuck being beat up on the stage .Slowly the torpedo approaches chuck he waltz off stage beaten up waving goodbye to the torpedo.

(Camera Ron, Actors, Jeff, Chuck, Lacey, Matt, Mike B., Chuckles, and Torpedo are David operating it.)

Act one Scene Five

Fancy pants comes on scene and looks down the Periscope excited at what he sees which is Nessie the first time Deadly comes on scene he wants to see as he looks he gets sprayed by silly string. Mad he punches Fancy for tricking him .Fancy looks back down it and sees a big shark scared he pops his head back up. Ronald Mc Domer comes on scene looks down the scoop and sees nothing and gets sprayed too. He gets angry and sprays Fancy with a can of string that he has and walks off set Fancy looks again this time pleased by a picture of a beautiful????Captain Mosely comes on set and ask him what he is doing with his Para scoop fancy tells him about the pictures down there he get string he tells The captain all he has seen the captain doesn’t believe him especially about Nessie cause she ain’t real just the baby Nessie comes on set captain Mosley leans to pet it when momma Nessie appears and eats The captain.

(Camera Mike Fog mike b, Actors Ron, Jeff, Ronald, Dan.Baby Nessie operator Mike Momma operator Chuck)

Green screen and library scene

Act two scene one

under water scenes green screen just chuck this time this is every time he is washed out to see he’s under water gets his but kicked by different sea creators, jelly fish The mermaid the shark the sea horse and a guest appearance by the Creature from the Pawtucket river.

(Camera Mike G., Actors Matt, Mike Creature shark Chuckles Lacey)

Act two scene two

libraries take over by Catholou, The scene will be filmed both in green screen and the Library. Conan starts off doing a couple speeches towards the end Catholou comes on scene delivering a message from evil Timmy and having the Cracken carry Conan off stage (This is to be filmed first green screen then the library)

(Camera Mike G, special camera Chuck, Actors will be will be Merin and Ron)

Dark Carnival floor

Act two scene 3

the scene starts with Duffy Cyborg the worm a Tp bandit playing card no one knows what’s going on Tp throwing Tp Duffy’s eating the chips worms pooping on the table Cyborgs trying to get a game going The Capitan comes in to sit in on the game ask what they playing cyborg answers go fish and we are playing for clams the captain reply’s I should have known. Just then a wave comes in as it recedes the water and cyborg zaps all the players. The camera zooms out and the torpedo appears on land again chasing cyborg off

(Camera Mike G., actors Duffy, Tp, Worm, Jeff, and Cyborg torpedo operator David)

Act two scene 4

Chuckles is sleeping on the couch when jokey come on stage. I knew that shark looked familiar jokey says .You not a shark your Chuckles the hole time invade your space is peeking over the couch ease dropping .Chuckles tells jokey if he says anything he will flood his tunnels. Jokey agrees and he spots Invade you space the chase he out of the building.

(Camera Mike Actors Chuckles Mike B., And Mike Dickerson)

Outside house shed and garage doors

Act three scene one Chuckles and Jokey are Chasing her in and out of different doors each one a different cast member is helping one door is Oscar Chuckles and jokey and Invade your space. Next she’s chasing them chuckles jokey and Lennie the lune. Last is them chasing her with Slappy .The Chase scene ends when the all surround her and beat her to a pulp.Captian Mosely breaks it up as he is doing so Jokey and the Shark retreat.

(Camera Ron, actors Mike G, Mike b as jokey, Chuckles Lennie Mike Dickerson as invade your space, Slappy)

Act three scene two

Outside drive way

Chuck is leaving as the torpedo is chasing him slowly each step into the car it gets closer and closer, cyborg enters the car through the other door wanting a lift to biffy lube, the other torpedo is following him as they begin arguing it gives the torpedoes a chance to catch up and blow them up.

(Camera Ron, Actors cyborg Chuck, torpedo operator David)

Act three scene three

Chuck and Cyborg are on the ground smoking from the explosion when Ronald Mc Domer places fish Sandwiches on them both, as he walks off chuck says that guys weird cyborgs trying to eat the sandwiches.

All interviewers and interviewees are responsible for questions and possible answers please be original funny and no I don’t knows or not sure everyone will be responsible for having their own script with the exception of Jeff Ron, me and Chuck.


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